I remember when I lost my mind . .
Published September 7th, 2008 in Crime and Punishment, MLB, Malach Rocks, Mixed Martial Arts, NFL, No Plugs, Off Beat News, Red Sox, Sports, The Weather, Tom Brady has snakes, You are listening too.There was something so pleasant about that place
No Plugs tonight
I spent most of the day finishing up this clients website but I am done, THANK GOD (like the pun there?) Client loves the website. Quote the client, ”Wow, it is so much more graphic and less boring the the US CCHD site, you really got the mood across for this site like you said you would.” It will actually be interesting to see what the US Conference of Bishops has to say about it.
I do have one plug I suppose . . first year I am in a ESPN Fantasy Football league. I love it! ESPN has done an awesome job with the programing, love all the features.
You are listening too . .
Yes, my blog has been crazy with the banter between the Obamaniacs and the McCainanites, also, Tom Brady went down today, and from indications it don’t look good, and the site I finished today on short notice drove me nuts, and all the HP Lovecraft based choir/musicals I have posted (there are more to come), so we have Crazy, from Gnarls Barkley.
Dear Malach
- Kitty asks: Dear Malach - I fear I cannot resist the lure of blogging for much longer; yet the house is still in a mess. What do I do? x Kitty, my little English wench! I miss you so. Here is your solution, give your self and hour a day to blog and maybe hire a housecleaner.
- Colonel Colonel asks: Dear Malach: is it true that we could immobilize much of the male Republican electorate between now and election day by giving each one of them a Sarah Palin blow-up doll? Somewhat, we would still need to ship out a ton of viagra for some of those old white guys. Also, I think too, if we include a Obama gun target, we are golden. He also asks: Dear Malach, Tom is down. But Matt saved us. Is Tom over the hill? Should we switch to Matt??? Is Tom too involved with G’selle??? Frankly, except that He’s God, I’m getting a bit tired of Tom and his celebrity. Give me a working man q-back like Grogan, or Cassel… Me and you, let start a Matt Cassel for QB site! The Grogan reference doesn’t work . . Grogan vs. Eason . . Eason = Brady? Not even close.
- C. Rag asks: Dear Malach, So did Brady get hurt, b/c he has snakes? Partly, that is one of the problems you get when invested with snakes, it slows you down, and you get hit when you should be long gone. No worries though, Matt Cassel is the man, it worked for us before in 2001, I am already saying “Tom Brady who?”
- Mother Hen asks: Dear Malach, What??? You don’t want Bristol but want the hockey MOM instead? Too OLD? What a nonsense! You won’t feel old when you’re with a 17! TRUST ME! Heeeheee - evil laugh! Oh, that’s right, your from one of those Southeastern Asian coutries . . I seen how you women are, I’ve seen Full Metal Jacket and my brother is married to one of you. But no, after working for years with young girls and women, I hate women under the age of 25.
Tom Brady has snakes
Well, it is not looking good, but, being so familiar with the Pats, and Bellichick, won’t know anything unless they need to shelve Brady right away, other than that he will be listed and Questionable with an knee injury and you will get nothing else. Here is some clue. If they go after a guy like Chris Sims or Dante Culpepper, you looking at a long term injury. Matt Cassel, it is his time to shine. Cassel in a life long back up. Backed up Brady, backed up Carson Palmer in college. He is very “football smart” has a cannon for an arm, and good athletic skills. Had a SUPREMELY poor preseason, and there was talk he was gonna get cut. Can they win with Cassel. Sure, it will be like 2001 all over again, though the defense is going to have to step up big time. Cassel can run a manage offense. If Brady is out of the season? I amend my prediction, Pats only win 10 games, and might have to fight with the Jets for first.
And if worse comes to worse, the Celtics season begins in about month or so . . .
Here they come
Creeping up on the Rays . . .
The Changing Face of MMA
Rashad Evans KO’s Chuck Liddel, to match up now with Forrest Griffin for the belt. Griffin beat Rampage. Chuck. Big fan of Chuck, but maybe age is catching up with him, we aren’t Randy Couture.
Hanna
Well she kind of blew through overnight, some rain, not too bad around here, wind had to clean up the yard of branches, but nothing to extreme.
And then there was Ike.
So the cone of probability for this storm is to skirt around the Keys, and then head straight into the Gulf Coast, N’Orleans region? Tell me why again they built a city between two bodies of water on a swamp in a valley? So, is Ike gonna like Ike Turner?
OK now . .
Was this a robbery, or some type of strange sex video? He rubbed spices on one of the guys? And he left his wallet at the crime scene . . . yeah, there is something weird going on here.
Malach’s Video of the Day
I am Malach, I am not a Deep One, but a Dark Young of Shub Niggurath
23 Responses to “I remember when I lost my mind . .”
- 1 Pingback on Sep 8th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Dear Malach … thank you for your advice … I feel a return to blogging is imminent
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Yay Kitty!
Nooooooo, please no! No football! I cannot handle baseball and football!
Blah blah blah blah Tom, blah blah blah blah foot, blah blah blah blah snakes. I mean WTF? How long till February???
Only a few months ’till February and then in March- BASEBALL SPRING TRAINING!
Got those blue tights for ya Col. On sale at Wally World. I know they are going to look very special on you.
You don’t really think that Cassel can take this team to the Super Bowl, do you? I mean, were it not for that brilliant play by O’Neal, DAMON HUARD and the CHIEFS push the defending AFC champs to OVERTIME in NEW ENGLAND.
Chris Simms is a good QB — he’ll bring a lot to the Pats.
Well…there’s always next year.
I heard that they’re bringing in Simms. That should work out well.
Oh..sorry Malicious Intent…I know we’re talking about football. Let me help keep your interest:
Hillbilly beef-jerky Nascar pole position!!
There. Better?
I blame Giselle, that whore.
Kitty: YAY!
MI: Sorry, what should I talk about instead?
Colonel: What’s in February?
Angryman: You take the back, Cassel is better than Brady ever was! Let me remind the crowd, some teams have won Superbowls with less than stellar QB’s.
Mooog: Chris Sims can’t hold his Dad’s jock.
Dr. John: You might be on to something there . . . I feel a Royters Investigation coming on.
I am here and I am waiting!
I can see Griffin being the next one to lead the UFC like Couture and Liddell do at this point. Chuck is a beast and I am surprised he lost to Evans. I am not an Evans fan at all and hope that Griffin grounds and pounds him for the belt!
HAHHAHAHAHA! God has punished sinning pretty boy Tom Brady, he has!
I LOVE FOOTBALL!
Without football on Sundays, I did everything I could to avoid talking to CockMaster.
Now football has saved our marriage.!
My themesong. SURPRISE!!!!!
CRAZY!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I just listened to Bellichick’s press conference, he told you nothing yet again! Bill Rocks, he loves to piss of the National Sports Guys!
Toyi: Waiting for a Spice Rub and Sausage Smack?
Eve: I agree, he has got the charisma
Popey: And you wonder why I left your Church
C. Rag: It’s the sport of kings . . .
Murk: knew you would like it.
Hate to say it, but it’s Our Bill’s fault. Every week for the last four years Brady was listed as “probable” on the injury report, but this week, for the first time, he was listed as “100%”.
That was just asking for it.
Lying about a foot injury all season is bad Karma too.
Obama for Patriots QB!!!! Biden as backup (but don’t back up!)
Mal, I want you to talk about me of course. Duh.
Oh, and how you want to duct tape Murk to a tree, in the woods and poor honey over him and leave him there for a week, or two. That would be kewl.
Oh, did I just say that out loud?
Who woke the fucking Pope up again?
AngryMan is right, I suck. You should listen to that guy, he’s brilliant.
Brilliantly gay.
MI: Stop getting me all hot for malach!
Murky,
No, AngryMan’s not gay. He’s a man’s man, the kind of man that I wish I could be. Instead, I’m just a big turd who’s made a living backing up real QBs.
While AngryMan’s not gay, I certainly am. Do you want to go out on a date? I’ll have plenty of free time once the Pats sign Chris Simms. I have an Asian teenage girl costume I can wear for you!
Colonel: Interesting Theory, I have a theory this is all part of Bill’s plan to be the greatest coach ever
Murk: Obama could do that before McCain
MI: You don’t want that
Matt Cassel: Hey you share a PC with Angryman? And don’t get down on yourself, think of Steve Grogan, Frank Reich, and Tom Brady, you the man now!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA That news caught my attention actually lol