I love you John Conner
13 Comments Published September 8th, 2008 in Election 08, MLB, NFL, Nature, Patriots, Plugs, Ratzy, Red Sox, Sarah Palin, Science, Space, Sports, Technology, Television, Tom Brady has snakes, Video of the Day.Plugs
Yeah, I hate to plug him, but De Pope has a interesting theory on Tom Brady’s injury. Oh and thanks for that picture of the leg snapping.
Dear Malach
- Malicious Intent asks: Dear Malach, Nooooooo, please no! No football! I cannot handle baseball and football! Blah blah blah blah Tom, blah blah blah blah foot, blah blah blah blah snakes. I mean WTF? How long till February??? February? What’s in February? And what should I be talking about? Man you would not survive here in New England with that attitude. And she asks: Dear Malach, I want you to talk about me of course. Duh. Oh, and how you want to duct tape Murk to a tree, in the woods and poor honey over him and leave him there for a week, or two. That would be kewl. Oh, did I just say that out loud? Who woke the f*cking Pope up again? Talk about you, anything in particular? And I really don’t want to know the deviant fantasies you have about Dr. Murk, that is too close to incest for me. What’s next a spice rub and a sausage beating? As for de Pope? Kind of reminds me of John McCain, except Pooper knows how to use the internet.
- Angryman asks: Dear Malach, You don’t really think that Cassel can take this team to the Super Bowl, do you? What are you high? Matt Cassel is light years better than Tom Brady ever was! I mean look what happened to the Pats in 2001. Bledsoe, great quarterback, killed by Moe Lewis, Brady better. So naturally, Cassel will be better than Brady. Seriously though, the Pats are still a very good team and still got them winning at least 10 and all Cassel has to do is be at least as decent as David Gerrard.
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Season Two premiere was tonight, was pretty good, nice to see they are going into every male fantasy, the Hot Robot who love you. I also think tomorrow night I am going to give Fringe a try. Looks Interesting.
Tom Brady still has snakes
Wow, I never knew how many fairweather Pats Fans I worked with. Their are already people abandoning the season, selling their season tickets . . . stupid people. THIS IS MATT CASSEL TIME! Hey, I love football, been a Pats fan since the early 80’s, stuck with them through the bad seasons, I can handle a season of Matt Cassel.
HEHEHEHEHEHE
“It’s real guys!”
Hey at least the Sox.
Yeah, the Sox are on a nice little run here. Do it for Tom! And did I tell you were are all mentally ill here in Red Sox Nation?
Sarah Palin’s Tongue
I mean she might speak in tongues! IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN!
Well.
We have until Wednesday when the Earth is destroyed, got your bucketlist finished?
When I grow up.
I want to be a six-legged water bear. I bet if Tom Brady had six legs he could still play.
Malach’s Video of the Day
I am Malach, so all this music I have been playing is from a parody musical called Shoggoth on the Roof, check it out. I think Murk and I need to try and put together a film of this too.
That ‘man-made Big Bang’ looks interesting. Not sure I’d like to be in the tunnel, but I’m living too close for it to matter. If I’m gone, I’m gone. Going to be very busy writing my Will today though. x
I love the Sarah Connor Chronicles! I spent last night watching it instead of preparing for the game next week as Simms will be starting for me. The thing I didn’t like was the Garbage song at the beginning. The four minutes of music was just a little too much for me.
Sausage beating?
Wow…that takes me back…speaking of High School football…
Kitty: Just be happy you will be dead a miniscule of second before I am
Matt: Ok, you not the real Matt Cassel, Patriots don’t put up with that shit. As for the Garbage song, Shirley Manson needs some promotion.
Mooog: Did they shave you first?
Matt Cassel will make football fun again. Maybe Tom has played his last game as a Patriot… that’d save some cap space.
All the worriers should just rub spices on themselves and take a few deep breaths.
OK, I want to now kill the Pope, get my summoning robe.
Fringe is on tonight? Really? I better go check it out now.
Husband was watching the Sarah Connor Chronicles last night, but I had lost interest in it now.
Eh, what about Jesus on the Roof? EEHHMMNN?
I don’t want to die alone, so fire up the black hole machine and let her rip.
Dear Malach, what is De Pope going to do about the world ending tomorrow when they start up the sooperdoopercollider?
Colonel: Got Cassel!
Dr. John: Don’t mess with the summoning
Mother HEN!: FRINGE ROCKED
Pope: Toss him off I say, he’ll just rise again!
Mike: Tomorrow, I love you mike
Colonel: I will have to ask.
Sorry so late, been a busy day being a good Democrat you know.
Yeah, my fantasies are out there. I have no memory of typing any of that. Just move along, nothing to see here. (Well maybe on youtube)
I am no fair weather Pats fan. Tom Brady was a nobody once. Matt Cassel works for me. I am making my bucketlist. This whole death thing has got me in the mood to accomplish something.