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9 Comments Published September 10th, 2008 in Barack Obama, Celtics, Election 08, NBA, NFL, Plugs, ROYTERS News Service, Sports, Tom Brady has snakes.Plugs
So, we all didn’t die today when they turned on the Large Haldron Collider, but that is because they don’t start smashing atoms until Oct. 21. So today Malach was there for the grand opening, and there is something much more sinister going on there, only at ROYTERS.
Tom Terrific
I bet you see him on the sidelines most of the season, that’s Tom Brady. I blame Giselle. Funny forum quote I reprint for you today, of course from a Giants fan:
Matt Cassel will will show the world what I have been saying for a long time. Brady is overrated and almost anybody can be a QB for the Pats. They still have one of the best O-Line in the league so Cassel will do just fine but the Jets will win next week.
Wow . . . I’m speechless. And again, at least he is not Vince Young.
Congrats Doc
I am very happy for Doc Rivers, well deserved, let’s win another.
Like Lipstick on a Pig
Ok, I really don’t understand the outrage by the Obama statement. I am sure Dr. Murk will explain it to me; wait, I forgot, he is only talking in fake Zen Koans. So I listened to a couple of Neo-Cons this morning go off saying he is calling Palin a pig. We’ll they are stupider than normal, Obama was calling the McCain Presidential Ticket the pig, and by adding Palin to it to pretty it up, it is still a pig. Of course they went of the laugh that the phrase is “purfume on a pig”, so Malach called them, pointed out that the Lipstick was intentionally aimed so you would think of Palin, and of course like usual, they started yelling incoherently, and bleeped my website when I yelled over them.
Now as for actually putting lipstick on a pig, that something you will have to ask Buzzardbilly about.
Malach’s Video of the Day
I am Malach and that was almost as scary as my encouter at the LHC.
Huh? What? I cannot hear you…I am stuck in this damn black hole. All I can see is what appears to be Murk’s head floating around spewing out zen shit. This is worse than hell.
If I were Obama, I would just have to remind America about this.
Of course calling one’s wife a cunt is not nearly as bad as saying “putting lipstick on a pig.”
Or is it?
I think there’s a Dear Malach question in there somewhere.
That was a pretty cool video, Malach. How is it that you find such amazing things?
Wow, that Royters story scared me . . .
Dear Malach,
How does one, exactly, put lipstick on a pig?
I’ve been trying for, like, an hour now…but she keeps squirming out of her latex suit.
Moooooog
RATM lol kewl!
I dont understand why their was outrage over the statement either. Come on
MI: That is a trick from Nyarlthotep
Mike: and Sarah Palin don’t believe in Dinosaurs
Matt Cassel: Tom Terrific inspires me, does he inspire you?
Dr. Jon: it should
Moog: Have you tried killing it?
Toyi: Yay
Eve: Lets discuss it over lunch, when?
Lets shoot for the 26th. Piper will be back and I am sure will have some stories for us