Used to Love Her
12 Comments Published September 11th, 2008 in 8 1/2 By Eleven, Dear Malach, Fetus - X, Local News, MLB, Malach Rocks, Malach's Life, New Bedford Ma, Plugs, Red Sox, Sports, Stool Sample Webcomics, You are listening too.Plugs
There is a new scary looking Fetus – X, which I suspect is a Hound of Tindalos. There is also a new 8 1/2 by Eleven and it looks like Nillian has headed off to the Dreamlands.
You are listening too . . .
A personal fave of mine, Used to Love Her from of course the ultra – tardy Guns and Roses.
Dear Malach
- Mike asks: Dear Malach, If I were Obama, I would just have to remind America about this. Of course calling one’s wife a c*nt is not nearly as bad as saying “putting lipstick on a pig.” Or is it? I think there’s a Dear Malach question in there somewhere. I really think there should be some investigation into McCain past relationship, and I think he would be our first divorced President. I am also pretty sure there is something wild in Palin’s past.
- Matt Cassel asks: Dear Malach, That was a pretty cool video, Malach. How is it that you find such amazing things? Tom Brady and Bill Belichick inspire me to be my best, do they you?
- Mooog asks: Dear Malach, How does one, exactly, put lipstick on a pig? I’ve been trying for, like, an hour now…but she keeps squirming out of her latex suit. – Moooooog Well, from previous experience I can tell you either kill the pic, then that is easy, or stun it with on of those stun rods they use when slaughtering cows.
Gotta Love Jonathan Papelbon!
and gotta love Big Papi’s Red Sox Bathrobe.
Let me tell you about my new client
I have new client I will be case managing. She is a woman in the mid-40 has Neurofirbromitosis II, had Sarcoma, and a number of other physial issues beyond those two. The tumor growth was so bad in her neck 4 years ago that it ate away all the bones from the base of her skull to the bottom of her neck. They replaced that part of the spine with metal rods; essentially they had to remove her head from her body (of course keeping the spinal cord and bloodflow connections, and rebuild the whole thing in steel. The X-Rays were absolutely breath taking. Absolutely amazing what modern medicine can do. Let’s see MI beat that one!
Also got a new Brain Injury client. His sister-in-law was telling me the story of his accident. Evidently when he was 18 (he is now 52) him and his brothers went out to cut some trees down, totally plastered. So the guy climbs the tree to cut the top off. Chops it off with an axe, is so drunk does not realize the part of the tree he is holding onto is the part he has just cut off, falls 25′ out of the tree, lands on his head. Yeah, that is not the end of it. The axe he was holding, come falling down on him, Ka-Chunk right into the back of his head. Fun stuff. Needless to say he has the mentality of a 9 year old. Make it worse, he is a level 3 sex offender (post injury(, which make find him services and stuff, extremely hard.
Nice
Don’t tell me the New Bedford Fire Department ain’t dedicated to their job. I actually know Al. Of course the other part of this story is that this is the second time in 3 years this tenement had burned down.
Malach’s Video of the Day
I am Malach and watch those Shoggoth Tentacles
Love this song. Guns and Roses brings me back to the dances in the church hall. Good times. HAHAHA
Story lesson #1 – Dont use power tools while drinking
Malach, I applause you for doing a great job and serving these people in needs. That job of yours isn’t something that everyone can do I must say. I, for one, will not able to do that. I would weep together with the clients everyday if I were to do it.
It takes strength, and friend, you have it.
That’s kind of unusual. Drunks usually hurt other people and not themselves.
Until today I’d never heard of Jonathan Papelbon … looks like he’s good fun though!
You do good work my friend – keep it up. x
Malach:
I’m a big history buff and I want to let you know that McCain would not be our first divorced president. Ronnie holds that honor.
Shoggoth rulez!
I will call UNCLE on those xrays because I do NOT want hubby to win that contest. The 2 plates, 8 screws and two donor bones are enough…but thanks for thinking of us!
Pap rules (when he’s not dishing out two-run homers in the ninth inning).
Eve: It wasn’t even a power tool, it was a hatchet. They played G’n'R at Church Dances?
Mother Hen: Honestly, I love my job, if only I made more money
Mike: Yeah, I was surprised he was the only one hurt
Kitty: Closer for the Red Sox
Matt: Thanks buddy, completely forgot about Ronnie
HTGT: Shoggoth is only a servant to something more deadly
MI: No, she cant turn her head, or look up and down, but she walk.
Mooog: He is still young, he will learn
lol you reminded me a case where the guy was found guilty for killing his wife; investigation showed he had been listening to this song you have put on the background few weeks before the murder…
o-0
Walking is good.
Toyi: Wow, I have always found this song funny, if I needed a theme to kill my wife, there are much better songs for that
MI: Yes, running is fun too