I used to be number 10, now I’m permanently 1!
13 Comments Published September 28th, 2008 in Buckos, Large Haldron Collider, Movies, Plugs, Science, The Economy, Video of the Day.Plugs
All, I got to plug is the latest updated of The Angry Piper’s Neverending Trip to Ireland. Yeah it has taken him longer that a year to tell the story of his trip he did more than a year ago, told ya.
Happy Birthday to Malicious Intent
Dear Malach
- StarGirl asks: Dear Malach, do you know how much money Sarah P. won as second runner up in that beauty contest? I would assume not much especially in Alaska. Maybe a new rifle and a polar bear pelt? Speaking of Sarah, have to seen the latest Tina Fey version of her?
- C.Rag asks: Dear Malach, Shouldn’t you use your mind control powers to stop this 700 billion dollar bailout? Yeah unfortunately you have to have a mind for mind powers to effect one, and we are talking politicians here.
- Eve asks: Dear Malach, Malach when are you free for lunch? I can probably do this week or next. This Friday would be bad as the kids don’t have school though. Sorry about you Auto Wreck and I am glad you are OK.
The Bailout
So, it looks like it will be approved, so how is this gonna help me?
Ya like Movies?
Nice theme music
That could be fun
Large Haldron Collider
Well, it is all set now.
Malach’s Video of the Day
I am Malach I would let her die
How is the bailout going to help you?
It’s simple. Some Wall Street shit head will get rich because of the bail out and be able to buy a company. As soon as he buys the company, he will see that the labor costs are high, so he will set up another company China to make his products and it will only cost him two chickens a week. Since he can make more money from cheap Chinese labor, he will shut down his American company and fire all of the workers. Once his workers are all fired, they become fodder for “the system,” and as such, a few of them, dear Malach, will become your clients. As long as you have clients, you have a job.
That’s how the bail out will help you.
Thanks Malach! I think next week would be better for me. I will check with Piper and get back to you. No wine this time, I promise.
Oh the SNL video is really funny isn’t it?
Mike made a good case about the benefits of this bail out and what you would get. In fact, come to think of it, I may become your client soon! Do you take out of state client?
No help just pain.
Why are you pretending that you have mind control powers? Only Cash Breeds have mind control powers. Stop pretending that you are something you are not. You do not want to get on my bad side.
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!
Yesterday morning I watched the SNL skit a few times, as well as all three segments of the Couric-Palin interview it was based on. The scary thing is that Tina Fey’s ‘Sarah Palin’ is more coherent than the real one.
I LOVE TINA FEY!
Mike: Thanks for that, that make me feel MUCH Better.
Eve: I will miss your abuse
Mother Hen: I will talk with you, but technically, you need to be in my service area.
Rag: Pain it Temporary
Cash: Mind Bullets on the way
Colonel: And Hotter, and Funnier
Dr. John: Keep your grubby hands off, she is MINE!
“Morning Joe” on MSNBC and “American Morning” on CNN showed all of the fake Palin clips from SNL. I’m sure that anyone who’s seen all of them can’t tell the difference between the real and ersatz Sarah.
If I were running the McCain campaign, I would send Tina Fey to Thursday night’s comedy show.
Hungry Mom: I love Tina Fey, even that scar on her chin
Malach has ust written a “How to Survive the Collapse of the World Economy” article for both ROYTERS and the WoW to celebrate the bail out Failing. Check it out:
http://roytersnews.wordpress.com/2008/09/29/how-to-survive-the-collapse-of-the-world-economy/
OK, I’m back. I finally got my computer back from Matt Cassel. That guy is nuts. He isn’t even fit to lick Kerry Collins’ jock strap.
Also, I would totally jizz all over Tina Fey’s face while she was doing her Sarah Palin impersonation. I’d let loose right when she said “I’ll bring ‘em to you!”
Angry: You got problems