Malach, Defecating on your Microphone . . .
Published September 30th, 2008 in Dear Malach, Fringe, Malach Rocks, Malach's Life, NFL, No Plugs, Science, Television, The Economy.No Plugs tonight
Still up in my ears with web design.
Dear Malach
- HTGT asks: Dear Malach, So, is Cameron’s mission to kill John Connor or not? I’m confused. Me too, that is the great part about Sarah Connor Chronicles, it keeps you guessing. Methinks since Cameron is an unknown model of but better that the T-800 models of Terminator, I think she might be the first machine with actual human feelings and desires. Oh and this was great.
Watch Fringe!
Man what a great show. It is getting crazy like X-Files used too.
Wow.
So, who wins in a debate? Al Davis or George Steinbrenner. What bizarre press conference.
Yeah
I can’t even bear to look at my mutal funds, even though there ain’t much in there anyway. And we are back to bailout on Wednesday. I am telling you idiots, go with Malach’s plan.
Hey thanks science . .
The Large Haldron Collider, now the Economy, and now you throw this in? Might as well just jump out a window now.
Speaking of jumping out a window.
Now Malach is beloved at work because I will do anything to help co-workers. Take out the trash cause our maintenance person is out? Can do. Help unload 8000lbs of food for our food pantry? No problem, do it like every week. Accompany a co-worker to a cleints house cause she is afraid the client is homicidal/suicidal/dead? Sure that is like a daily occurence. Clean up a clients apartment filled with garbage/feces/vomit in buckets/drugs? Do that too. Help clients move? You should see my muscles.
So this morning, I got in the office a bit early, and our maintenance guy Dave was already there. Dave asks me if I can help him with something. Of course I can. Dave needs me to “spot” him? What does he mean by that? Well, there is a leak on the roof, he had gone up there and notice a ton of branches hanging over the roof, pooling water on this flat roof. He wants to know if I can go up there with him, watch his back, and call 911 in case he falls. OF COURSE I CAN DO THAT DAVE! Ok, this is the building:
It is about 35′ high, with a flat roof, with no type of wall goes right to the edge. The only way to get up there is by a steel ladder, through a hatch. You can see the trees on the right, needless to say they have a lot less branches. Yeah, we had a good time, nice view too. I was like Batman, should have worn a cape.
Malach’s Video of the Day
I am Malach, and man, best War movie ever.
If it involved you and a cape I would have needed a photo
” I can’t even bear to look at my mutual funds”
^ what about you just “jump the great boa?”
an asteroid? well you know there is one in revelations… called ” Ajenjo” (in spanish version) says that will poison most of the water sources on earth and a great majority of men will die poisoned from it. o-0
uhh pay atention… God’s word is true.
Surely the maintenance guy was Batman and you were his Robin?
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The sad part of all that is everyone is going to remember Al Davis for the nut he’s become, not all the stuff he did early in his career.
And Lane Kiffin was turning that around. The team was playing better this year, taking leads into the 4th quarter. Kiffin will be a sought-after assistant and will make Davis look even dumber when he does well.
I want video too
Well, not to make light, but as my wife points out, we haven’t lost anything if we didn’t sell anything. It’ll all come back.
Dude - anyone can wear a cape.
I do it regularly, although the restraining order says specifically not to.
You have to go with the mask and boots.
Just the mask and boots.
I’d do it, too - but, you know - restraining order.
Eve: I can fly!
Toyi: I don’t care, I am goind Mad Max!
Kitty: Interesting pic: The Maintenance guy is about 5′3″, I am about 8inches taller.
Angry: Al has not done anything for the NFL since the 70’s
Dr. John: Pervert
Colonel: I can estimate I have lost close to $50K since 2000.
Mooog: Thanks I just got asked to leave work
You are a good man Malach.
Mother Hen: Spanks, I try