Stuck a pin in your backbone!
11 Comments Published October 27th, 2008 in Crime and Punishment, Dear Malach, Guns, Holidays, MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Malach Rocks, Malach's Life, Movies, No Plugs, Off Beat News, The Economy, Video of the Day, Watchmen.No Plugs Tonight
Started the floor, so they will be few and far between the next few days.
McCain/Palin ’08
So here is Malach and his wife as John McCain and Sarah Palin . . . don’t we rock. You should hear my wife’s spot on Palin accent. Also, didn’t Malach do an awesome job with his spray on white McCain hair, his attempt at multiple chins, hunched shoulders, and short legs? BEHOLD THE POWER OF MALACH! Oh and feel free to use this pic to make a point.
Dear Malach:
- Eve asks: Dear Malach, You save bottles in your basement for a year?? Wow and I thought my pennies in a jar was odd. Yes, Malach has become frugal. I save them in garbage bags in the storage part of my basement. I also save and roll all my change. Cash both in once a year. Generally make $35 – $70 in cans, and anywhere from $120 – $450 in change. Imagine if I lived in Mike’s state, I would double my cash in cans.
- Dr. John Rebello asks: Dear Malach, Is that you running around with the carriage and the bags of bottle returns? No, it might of been one of my clients. Seriously though, if you can make $30 a day doing this, that is $150 a week overy a 5 day week. That is more than what a family of 4 makes on welfare.
- Mooooog writes: Dear Malach, You and your wife did McCain and Palin last night? Was he as dry as he looks? I’m guessing you needed a ton of lube. Unfortunately his dryness and albinoness is not something I could easily dupicate, esp since the wife and I were doing Halloween on the cheap, the whole outfit between the two of us cost about $10.
Watchmen
Wow!
If you have ever read this comic series (must read even if it is the only comic you ever read) this movies looks AMAZING!
The World Series
Well, I was really convined Tampa would destroy the Phillies, boy was I wrong. But, as my father stated, and he is probably right. Tampa shot it’s load in the series with the Red Sox, and unlike the Red Sox, they don’t have the experience to regain momentum for the next series.
Guns Agains
Seriously, there are several places you can go, to shoot a submachine gun for fun. Now, and UZI is not a super powerful caliber gun, but let a 8 year old shoot one?
Yeah, so . .
The stock market, only another 175 or so points and we go below 8000. So I was reading up of the Great Depression today .. .
MMMMMMMMMMMM
Chourizo . . .
Malach’s Video of the Day
I am Malach, scariest Halloween vid ever.
You
have
left
me
speechless
First with the McPain/Pout’n pick
and then I realized what a truly sick bastard you are with the video.
Not sure I will sleep tonight.
I figured it out…you look like a really short Colonel Sanders as a child molester!
Wow, that picture is amazing .. . so when do you drop dead?
MI: You can hire us out for parties too!
Dr. John: Much later than McCain
I always knew kids weren’t safe near McDonalds…
OMG HAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
That was a good one Malach, you really got me laughing today = o )
Sir, I am in love with the two of you and your outfits. Can we all move to Utah and get married illegally?
Or you can come to Texas – but we’ll probably get raided.
What the HELL was that video????
Only your wife’s most awesome legs can cure the heebies I got off that, and I’m not even lezzie! Your McCain is good too, but sheesh – that woman could make MONEY off them gams.
(hope you don’t mind the interwebz fangirldom, Mrs Malach.)
Hey – you sould try sticking your tongue out like McPain does to look cute. Yeah – that would totally complete the look!
Nice costumes.
I had a flashback to those years when the kids insisted on eating road food in McDs. Yucck!
You rock as McCain and Palin! Thanks for posting the pic. Your wife looks hot and you look like you might croak any minute so she can be in line for POTUS… Tthe scariest Halloween nightmare ever! Good job!
Colonel: CLOWNS WILL DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!
Toyi: I hope we have your vote
Dipity: Sure why not
Tiff: I am glad you are all hot for my wife, what about Malach?
Hungry Mom: Ahh, flashbacks
Stargirl: See, I make the perfect McCain