How come there’s little bugs out there, and My God, their having sex!
4 Comments Published December 6th, 2008 in Blogs, Buckos, Crime and Punishment, Death Annoucements, Memes, Plugs, The Wand of Wonder, Video of the Day.Plugs
New blogging, buddy, E Choud of Oh, Was That The Line? Funny stuff. Also read all about the great new invention Malach created over at The WoW.
You are listening too . .
So, I posted The Good King Wenceslas by the Butthole Surfers. Best version ever of that song, and what reminded me of it? Most of you know my kids go to Catholic School, and today, they had their Breakfast with Santa event. They were playing this very strange XMas music that was all instrumental, and sounded out of the Butthole Surfers/Franks Zappa/John Cage avant garde noise. Was very weird.
The Xmas Meme.
Malach got tagged by MI for a XMas Prep Meme. Here it goes suckas!
1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? Oh, those who know Malach, know he loves to wrap, not only wrap, but what Malach calls “Prolonging the Joy of XMas”. The more tape the better, the harded it is to open the better, I find bags insulting and lazy!
2. Real tree or Artificial? I grew up with a fake one, wife did not. When we first got married, she insisted on real. I slowly broke her down about how easy and nice fake ones are. Easy cleanup, no water, fire hazard much less, no needles, and environmentally friendly. We had a real one for the first 4 year of our marriage, they of course shed needles, rotted, fell over, etc. Finally, when she was pregnant with the second child, I said, look, it will be much easier for this year to get a fake one, no? She agree, I promised if she did not like it, we would go back to real ones. Never went back. BEHOLD THE POWER OF MALACH!
3. When do you put up the tree? I am an XMas Freak, so I get all the decorations up the weekend after Turkey Day. First somewhat weather tolerable day.
4. When do you take the tree down? It depends on how many are coming over for New Year’s.
5. Do you like eggnog? Meh? Might have one glass, like it even less after Murk, the Piper and I went through 2 gallons of the stuff on dare on our XMas 2006 Podcast.
6. Favorite gift received as a child? Hmm, that’s a tough one, there were quite a few, but the one that sticks out most is the GI Joe Aircraft Carrier.
7. Hardest person to buy for? I don’t really find anyone hard, Gift Certificates always work.
8. Do you have a nativity scene? Yes, my wife has a very old one from her Nana.
Well, poor Martha passed away today, I do recall this case as a 13 year old, this case and the Big Dan’s Rape Trial first got me interested in Law. RIP in peace finally Sunny Von Bulow.
I am Malach and Oh God, I mean Jesus.
You Christmas whore you.
Dear Malach,
Have you ever had a reverse boner? Because the picture on WOW just made my penis puncture my spleen.
Dr. John: That’s me bucko
Choas: you always have the great questions.
I will probably fail this Christmas meme.