Dropping My Daily Stool Sample

Once again nada plugs!
I hate a late appointment on the Cape, so I did not get home from work until late.

Dear Malach

• Mother Hen Asks: Dear Malach, Haha Mr Hanky. I love it, but it still grosses me out, awww…and you have Mr Hanky on your door? What, you wanna share your sh*t to everyone else? LOL  Ohh, Dragon Lady, this Mr. Hankey is made of fabric and cotton.  Silly, silly.
• Teddy asks: Dear Malach,  If you were elected President and had to form a cabinet out of cartoon characters, who would you choose to fill the 15 positions?  This is a awesome question Malach got on this forum today, and I had to reprint it here:Interesting question, hmmm

  Well lets See:

  Secretary of State: Hmm, you need someone who is good foreign affairs . . I would go with Superman on that one. Being an alien himself, and dealing with all the people he does, that would work.  Plus in a pinch, well he is Superman.

  Secretary of Treasury: That would of course be Scrooge McDuck, ya think we would be in our current financial crisis with him at the helm?

  Secretary of Defense: This is tough one, but I think Zap Branniganis the guy for this position, Hell he can’t do any worse the Donald Rumsfeld right? “If we hit that bull’s eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.”  Who could beat that?

  Attorney General: Of course Harvey Birdman. “He’ll Take The Case!”

  Secretary of the Interior: That a pretty easy one, Ranger Smith from Yogi Bear, but the John Kricfalusi version of Ranger Smith.

  Secretary of Agriculture: Foghorn Leghorn, he’s from a farm, so he has the perfect experience for the job, so he says.

  Secretary of Commerce: Why the Warden from SuperJail! He runs a very profitable business model in SuperJail!
  
  Secretary of Labor: This one is a tough one, so I appointed three people to the postion to split the job and the salary.  Everyone’s working men: Fred Flintstone, Homer Simpson, and Peter Griffin.  That would be Freakin’ Yabba-Dadda D’oh Sweet!

  Secretary of Health and Human Services: Granny from Looney Toons.

  Secratary of HUD: That would be a perfect job for someone like Tony Stark/Iron Man.  Although, I am not sure HUD covers Robots.

  Secretary of Transpotation: That one’s obvious: Speed Buggy

  Secretary of Energy: Another Obvious one: Static Shock
  
  Secretary of Education: Fred Jones from Scooby Doo, cause he’ll learn you good.

  Secretary of Veteran Affairs: Snake Eyes, cause that would be COOOL!

  Secretary of Homeland Security: Brock Sampson, no gets past Brock.

  I would also replace the US military with GI Joe.

  Other non secretary cabinet positions?

  VP: L from Death Note, he could be the secret brains behind the whole thing, but not have any ego to take over.

  Chief of Staff: Huey Freeman, your next Colin Powell.
  
  EPA Adminstrator: Even though I hate this guy, there is no denying Captain Planet is perfect for this job

  Director of Office Management and Budget: Alfred Pennyworth, talk about a manager and a half.

  Director of the National Drug Control Policy: Well that would have to be Norville “Shaggy” Rogersand his best friend Scooby Doo, Scooby Snakes for all!  As long as they keep their noses clean, or at least share.

  US Trade Rep: Need a Wheeler and Dealer for that, someone like Irwin from Billy and Mandy. yo.
  
  With this Cabinet, Malach can solve all the problems of this world. VOTE FOR MALACH!

Man these Celtics are CRAZY!
16 in a row, 24 and 2 . . . man this could be the greatest Celtics team I can recall, and I remember the Bird years . . . .

Ok, Bad joke time.
Are you tired?  Cause you been running through my mind all day . . . I warned you.

Wow.
Who in their right mind would actually get engaged to Drew Peterson?  That would be like dating OJ, or Josef Fritzl.

Malach’s Video of they Day
Speaking of GI Joe.

I am Malach, MARRY ME DREW PETERSON!