Dropping My Daily Stool Sample

Plugs
Got a new 8 1/2 by Eleven.

You are listening too . . .
The Queen, Ella Fitzgerald singing her classic, What Are You Doing, New Year’s Eve?.

So, what are you doing New Year’s Eve?
Well Malach and wife always throw a New Year’s party, if you are in the area, you are more than welcome to come.  Come see the one time a year Malach drinks.  You might even meet the Angry Piper.

Dear Malach

• ParaDox asks: Dear Malach, I miss you already.  Marry me?  Well that is more than possible with me living in MA where gay marriage is legal, but I would have to divorce the wife first, I don’t think I can afford that.
• Malicious Intent asks: Dear Malach, I finally sit down to post and catch up with the demi-god community and you are NOT here. Honestly, who authorized this time off? I am really afraid to ask what geek night is. Ok, I’ll ask.  Malach, what is geek night? (If it’s boring don’t tell us unless you want to make something more substantial up. Does it involve role playing?)  Ahh, MI, first and foremost, Malach being the all powerful being gave himself the night off, I only answer to one person, and that for now shall remain a mystery.  As for Geek Night . . . Geek Night usually involves me, The Angry Piper, Dr. Murk, and Dr. Mantodea, or some combination thereof playing Role Playing Games (currently immersed in Legend of the 5 Rings, Malach is a Unicorn clan Samurai), Geeky Boardgames like this, eating tons of pizza, and making kooky drawings.  We try to get together once every other week.

DAMN YOU NEW YORK JETS!
Can’t lift us into the playoff, stupid idiots with your idiotic Mangenius coach who’s gonna get fired!  But, considering the whole injury affair they had, they came just that close.  For one time in my life, I actually agreed with that idiot Dan Dierdorff and wondered why Bellichick is not up for coach of the year.

I suppose though it could be worse . . . even in the Patriots worst years, we were never 0 – 16.

Wow, some suprises . . .
Rashad Evans, the new Light Heavyweight Camp, Frank Mir beats down Big Nog, and Rampage is back.  So, Rampage vs. Rashad?  Brock vs. Mir?

Israel
So just like Pakistan vs. India, Israel every other year of so has to go a little cuckoo too.  And I would like to thank the Angry Piper who gave me this for Christmas.  It is the first Chick Tract I have ever owned.  Very interesting no?  This tract is from 1991, and according to Jack, the Bible predicts this whole conflict (Toyi insert comments below) . . I think. I also did not realize you could get this whole set of them for $15!  Guess what would make a good birthday gift for Malach, hint, hint.  Of course being an avid Dungeons and Dragons player, this tract was always my favorite.

Man I should get into this . .
I need to find a cure for baldness .  . . that would make me the richest man ever.

Malach’s Video of the Day

I am Malach and you shoulda wrote it down for me.