I wanna rock with you
6 Comments Published June 27th, 2009 in Celebrity News/Gossip, Health, Jacko, Malach's Life, No Plugs, Off Beat News.No Plugs
Excuses, Excuses . .
So where was last night’s blog? Well, Malach has had a couple of sick kids, and last night, the boy starting getting intense abdominal pains, and vomiting. I immediately thought it was Appedicitis, but it was on and off, so I held out. Wifey was working, and when she got home at Eleven, he woke up in pain and vomiting again, and she took him to the emergency room. This was around 10PM. They finally got triaged at 12:30PM and placed in a room. 6 hours of IV’s, blood tests, x-rays, and CTScans revealed a blockage of the plumbing, seems the fifths virus had moved down to the large intenstine. Well, at least that is better than Appedicitis. They got home at 6AM, wife is sleeping right now cause she had to work in Brockton this morning. The boy has just taken his dose of magnesium citrate, so I expect a crap explosion in the next hour.
You are listening too . . .
Don’t Stop ’til You Get Enough, for Jacko, cause we can always use some MJ talking sexy to us. Just ask Joey Polanski
Speaking of Wacko Jacko
Man, Joe Jackson’s looking scary nowadays. The whole legal fight coming over his “assets” is going to be interesting, and trust me, that is coming. And I love Jesse Jackson, always where the money is.
Oh and the jokes keep coming in:
Michael’s doctor said that since he was 99% plastic, they were going to melt him down and turn his body into legos so that little boys could play with him forever.
Yeah . .
Only in Tennessee
Malach Skeik Yerbouti Friday Video of the Day on a Saturday
I am Malach, Hey Bill Cosby, you shouldn’t be smoking around kids like that!
Well, Jesse Jackson was quick to get on the scene.
Being the publicity nitwit he is, as well as the media loving him, it makes for a perfect scenario.
Jesse is a perfect example of a STOOL SAMPLE!
And Jesse Jr. asks for a “moment of silence” for the molester!
Not surpirsed to Jesse Jackson on the scene. Anything to get his face plastered on the internet somewhere (wonder what he’s trying to negotiate this time???).
Ooh, MJ!
I been hit by … I been struck by … a Smooth Criminal!
Billy Mays here with OxyClean! Apparently my head is not as hard as I thought and that little bump on the runway in Florida where luggage hit my head did a bit more damage than I originally thought. So I am hanging with Michael and kicking back with Farah and David Carridine and we are having a great time! NO worries over spilled red wine, with OxyClean, we got it covered. Michael’s skin starts to turn brown, we got it covered, Farah needs her roots touched up, we got it covered. David…well we don’t know what the fuck he is doing but he is smiling and having a cigar and playing cards, so we will just say we got it covered. (He has guns and swords and we don’t want to know if he really knows how to use them or if they are just props…but if they need cleaning…well…)
So this is Billy Mays signing off….
Damn Billy, I was gonna stay up on Wednesday night to watch Pitchmen!
Oh my goodness, hope your kid is well!!!
I thought MJ is broke, not only broke, he has some 500 mils of debts to pay. Man, that is not a good situation to be in.
Cliff + Kim: Hey, got some stalker to post, don’t know who you are, followed you IP’s but you both live in parts of the US that I am not familiar with.
Joey: Guess what is up now for you
MI: Billy Mays is my hero
Mother: The Mag Citrate worled wonders. And MJ is a child molester