We used to go to a motel across the street
7 Comments Published August 5th, 2009 in Animal Oddities, Kim Jong Il, Local News, Malach Rocks, Malach's Life, Movies, No Plugs, Off Beat News, Vladimir Putin.No Plugs
My yearly adventure
Yes, it was that time of year where Malach went into the storage section of the basement loaded up the garbage bags filled with cans and bottles in his car and spent a hour or so returning them. You see, MA has a bottle deposite law, 5 cents for every can, bottle, plastic bottle that contains carbonated beverages. You get charged that 5 cents when purchasing and can return the the bottle/can for a nickel right after you drink it. Well Malach bags his stuff, and once a year, returns them. I have been doing this for about a decade so I am prepared for the 10+ bags I return. I take latex gloves and baby wipes, cause no matter how you you clean these this, they are still dirty. I take them to the self service machine at a local liquor store cause, even though Malach doesn’t drink, his friends and wife does, so it is a mix of soda and booze.
Yeah so I did it today, took me about an hour, made my annual $40+. I would make a good homeless guy!
Hey that Bill Clinton . .
He can even sweet talk the pants off of Kim Jong Il. But he is still not as sexy at Vladimir Putin!
Uhh, yeah
I don’t know why this guy is standing in a garbage bag. This actually happend right down the street from my Mother In Law’s House.
Man, Do I love Zombie Comedies!
Well . .
It says it was an Israel Horse, but how do we know it not say like a Terrorist, or a Nazi?
Malach’s Video of the Day
I am Malach and Wow, I did not know Dick Cheney worked at the Fairhaven, WalMart.
Hello Hello Hello!
I gotta read about that Bill Clinton and N Korea thing up.
Wow, you must have a lot of storage plc for all the bottles/cans. I need to return mine every other month due to lack of storage. Good thing is Costco takes back the bottle at the Customer Svs, so no need to insert the can/bottle one by one, yeah.
Not a word about fantasy football in here. Silly really.
So, Clinton shows up and those journalists get free… he’s like a superhero. Still one of my favorite Presidents.
“Hey. Y’all thinkin of lettin them lil fillies go or what Jim Kong? You got anything to eat or fuck around here? or both? Let’s talk turkey, okay. Turkey and bacon. Hmmmmm… club sandwich.
The thing about the Clinton trip that blew me away was that the North Koreans said they would let them go if Bill Clinton came to get them.
I know that Chris Rock said Bill Clinton has so much charisma that he even wanted to fuck him when he met him, but who knew Kim Jong Il wanted to experience that first hand. Doncha just know he’s got a short Bill blow-up doll that he’s fucking the hell out of right now?
Mother Hen: I got a 25′ by 15′ section of the cellar I use for storage. MA has had a bottle law for 30+ years, the redemption centers like that will only give 4.5 cents per bottle.
Chris: You wish you were Bubba
Buzz Bill: Them Koreans love their Bill.
The thing that makes Bill Clinton my hero is NOT that he got these stupid broads out of Korea..
..but you KNOW that in doing it he was saying:
“You know…if I get you both out of here…we’re totally having a threesome, right?”
Hero?
Fuck yeah.
“Hey, you girls wanna do it on the jet on the way home or what? Seriously. I know you’ve had a rough time over here. No one has to know and you can kinda write it off as just another part of a bad dream. I got some X if it’ll help.”
Thank you representing details. It helped me in my responsibility