Dropping My Daily Stool Sample

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There is a new 8 1/2 by Eleven.  Ugh, I can’t believe Lucas likes that Putrid Seattle Seahawks Lime Jersey!  I know you just got into color, but man!
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To continure those that should be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, we leave Jan & Dean, and bring [...]

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There is a new 8 1/2 by Eleven.
So you want to live in the 50’s and 60’s?
Check this out.  The Insurance Institute for Highway Safety did a crash test between an ‘09 Chevy Malibu, and a ‘59 Chevy Belair to show how much the safety feature and car designs have improved safety wise in the [...]

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Drag City, by Jan and Dean
And I ask why?
Why remake all those classic 70’s and 80’s sasher flix?  Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Last House on the Left, sucked big time, Friday the 13th was only ok . .. how do you expect to improve on this?

I suppose better graphics [...]

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There is a new 8 1/2 by Eleven.
Hey Roman Polanski!
Why did you ever leace France?  You knew this was going to happen.
There we go!
If you want to protect your brain from a car accident, make sure you are drunk, thanks!
Malach’s Video of the Day

I am Malach . . . so . . . beautiful!

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Perhaps Jan & Dean’s bigget hit, Surf City, co written by Brian Wilson.
Malach’s Video of the Day

I am Malach and the lead singer and guitarist in this band Rick Reyes, used to be in a band with my brother

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There is a new 8 1/2 by Eleven.
I was planning on getting some stuff up tonight, but stupid Comcast cut my internet service cause they constantly mess up my payment via my banking website.  Now I overpaid them almost $200.  I am dumping their TV soon for Direct TV unless someone convinces me otherwise.  I paid [...]

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There is a new 8 1/2 by Eleven.
Also gotta plug my new blog buddy, Nurse Myra, with Gimcrack Hospital!
Muddy Waters
Hey, Muddy, Malach agrees with you about Marijuana being legal.  Malach does not smoke, but I see little difference between booze and pot.  In fact, I have known plenty of drunks and stoners in my life, and [...]

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There is a new Sleazy Adventures of Dick Biggman, episode 60 is now up.
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Champagne and Reefer from the great Muddy Waters  . . . I guess we will dedicate this one to lets say Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, or even Phil Spector.
Hey Ghadafi!
It is nice to see your [...]

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OUCH
So, Malach is driving down the highway today, heading to a appointment in Fall River.  I am on 195W going about 65MPH when suddenly a yellow jacket comes barreling through my driver’s side window and slams me right under my left cheek at full speed . . . I felt like I got shot.
Tears [...]

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There is a new 8 1/2 by Eleven.
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Poor Kayne, getting picked on, so Malach plays Jesus Walks.  People, the Devil’s trying to break him down!  Can’t you picture Jesus breakdancing to this?
Hey Dave Matthews  . .
Is this because most black people don’t like your music?  Malach ain’t black and [...]