Dropping My Daily Stool Sample

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Quite the interesting study in the latest Fetus-X.

You are listening too . . .
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo.  Yes, you are all enjoying Malach’s Christmas Calvacade, are you not?  The smell and spirit linger on they do!

Dear Malach

• Four Dinners asks: Dear Malach, Question. The wifey wants a real Christmas tree (which traditionally I get for us from the nearby stables). I agree with wifey that a ‘real’ tree is cool but…. There’s always a ‘but’ eh? We currently have a demented kitten in our abode http://maximusspittimus.blogspot.com will explain. He is called Max for short. Actually he couldn’t get much shorter. Unlike sensible cats he is not growing ‘up’ but only ‘out’. He has no brain. How he lives without a brain I have no idea but he does. If we get a ‘real’ tree he will pull it over and kill himself. I am insisting we get a small ‘fake’ tree just for this year to avoid Maximus Spittimus killing himself. The wifey disagrees. Who is right? I will let the wifey read your response. (Possibly)  Ahh, excelllent question, and Malach has gone through a similar thing . . . First, cats.  Yeah, cats are mentally ill, but I like them better than dogs.  So, Malach grew up with a fake tree, never had a real one.  I don’t even recall ever wanting a real one.  Wifey on the other hand ALWAYS had a real one.  So when we got married, I relented and went the real route.  Right off the bat, I must say, what a pain in the ass real trees are.  So, our first year we go one, the trunk ended up rotting, the tree fell over breaking some sentimental ornaments.  That did not change it for year two.  This year we had a cat, who climbs the tree constantly, knocking it down, breaking more sentimental ornaments, and of course once they fall, they are never the same.  The clean up and disposal was a pain, and of course Malach just off mentions the fake ones everyso often, how nice they look nowadays.  Year three, I convince the fake one, we were moving into a new house, it was just easier at that point, and I did the old “well let’s try if for a year”.  Wife was impressed with how easy it was to clean up after store, etc.  We got a nice one, that still looks nice.  Next few years, were babies, and toddlers, thought the fake one would be safer, and easier.  Here were are now, 10 years later, with a fake one we love . . . I say try the fake.

  Let the argument begin!

What is wrong with the Patriots?
Here is the issue.  Very young defense, with some potential playmakers, and a few veterans.  They will make some plays, but still get burned.  They remind me very much of 2001.  What does that mean?  Not sure, but if they meet the Colts or the Saints again . . . they win, trust me on this one.  We just not too used to this, it been about a decade.

Malach’s Video of the Day

I am Malach, and gosh you’all smell alot like flowers