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Dear Malach

  • Syncopated Eyeball asks: Dear Malach, Hey Malach, can you drop back over to the comments section of my ‘One For Malach’ post and answer a couple of zombie questions, please? And actually, I still don’t know why you want me to catch a bus to Beelzebub.  Dude, I try to be accepting of folk but Satan’s second in command? Don’t think I wanna get on that bus! Looking forward to further explanation. Also, what’s that funny movie where the Zombies blob about going ‘brains’?  My dear I answered you question about Zombies, I hope adaquately, as for the Bus?  Get onto the Bus!  The Bus that take you to Beelzebub!  Let me show you (better have your dancing shoes on)!

    Your words burn the air like names of candy bars . . As for you issue with Zombies and Brains, I think I can solve that with this:

    Hopefully I have answered all you concerns.  I am reading The Zombie Survival Guide right now, so you can trust me . .  BEHOLD THE POWER OF MALACH!

Famous once again . .
Had a client write a nice little letter about me to the local newspaper that was published today. Wonderful client by the way, one of my favorites.

Goodbye Jason Bay . .
While I don’t understand why you would want to play for the Mets (well beyond money), don’t hold it against you.  Sorry to see you go.

Malach’s Video of the Day

I am Malach and that was for my kids to see tomorrow


5 Responses to “I could not resist watching you with him”

  1. 1 nursemyra

    that’s a very moving letter from your client

  2. 2 Mitzi G Burger

    It’s wonderful to know that your everyday work can change people’s lives for the better. A beautifully written reminder, and well-deserved praise.

    I’m admittedly lost on the zombie front. Zombies just don’t get me going. Now if it were a Dostoyevsky, Tolstoy or Joyce survival guide, you could count on me.

  3. 3 Malach the Merciless

    Nursey: And I did not have to write it myself this time!

    Mitzi: So you wouldn’t go for my Emo Teenage Love Lost Zombie then?

  4. 4 syncopated eyeball

    Malach, you are the man! I admire the work you do and thanks for all the zombie information and cool Beelzebub song! Good wishes in your direction for you, your loved ones and your clients. x

  5. 5 Malach the Merciless

    BEHOLD THE POWER OF MALACH

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